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Pentagon Informs White House it Nuked Russia Three Weeks Ago

Relax, it’s satire… Although it is getting harder to tell. Pentagon Informs White House it Nuked Russia Three Weeks Ago In a casually delivered press release, the Pentagon confirmed today that it had, in fact, launched a nuclear strike against Russia three weeks ago, but had simply forgotten to loop in the White

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Avoiding the next inflation may now require a Zombie Apocalypse

Earlier this week, leaders from both major parties in the Land of the Free announced a grand bargain that, in theory, should avoid a government shutdown later this month. According to their agreement, Congress will supposedly cap its ‘discretionary’ spending at $1.6 trillion for Fiscal Year 2024. That’s down from about $1.7 trillion

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Introducing the ‘Church of the Holy Deficit’

When Edward Winslow and his fellow passengers aboard the Mayflower set sail from England on September 16, 1620, they probably weren’t thinking about taxes or Social Security. Most likely they were just hoping to stay alive long enough to enjoy their new-found religious freedom. Tragically, most of them did not. Many of the

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The #1 easiest residency program in the world in January 2024

The most popular and by FAR the EASIEST residency program in the world attracted over 300,000 immigrants in the month of December alone. And for the entirety of 2023, it drew over 2.5 million people. There’s a reason why this residency program is so popular: 1. The government makes it absurdly easy for

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A brief recap of America’s 2023 fiscal train wreck

Jacques Turgot must have cried himself to sleep the night that he reviewed the French government’s annual financial report in early 1775. The numbers were gruesome; France was so heavily indebted by the mid-1770s that the entire nation was on the verge of a major financial crisis. But Turgot was smart. Borderline brilliant.

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Get ready to spend two years in prison  

Hunter Biden most likely isn’t going to jail any time soon despite an obvious track record of fraud and criminality. But if you happen to be a small business owner in the Land of the Free, you are looking at potentially two years in prison if you don’t comply with a new law

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John Kerry and the “Thirty Tyrants” are hopelessly, hilariously ignorant

In the year 404 BC, after decades of chaotic and bloody conflict among ancient Greek city states in the Peloponnesian War, Athens finally surrendered to its rival Sparta. The defeat marked the end of the Golden Age of Athens… and Athenian democracy; almost immediately after the war was over, Sparta’s chief military commander

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A rational guide to America’s exasperating inertia

Rene Descartes probably wasn’t thinking about gargantuan budget deficits and a $34 trillion national debt when he published Principles of Philosophy in the year 1644. But his ideas absolutely fit the scenario today. Up until that point in history, much of science and mathematics was still based on the 1,500+ year old theories

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Shocker: World’s biggest bank CEO hates crypto

Yesterday Senator Elizabeth Warren used a Wall Street oversight hearing to whine about cryptocurrency. At one point, almost as if a well-choreographed football play, she passed the ball to Jamie Dimon — CEO of JP Morgan Chase, the biggest bank in the world — to “explain why crypto is such an attractive financial

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Charlie Munger’s final analysis of America

It’s my sincere hope that I’m able to live both the quantity and quality of life that Charlie Munger had. Even at age 99, he appeared vivacious and energetic– as one Wall Street Journal reporter remarked after interviewing him back in September. Their session went four straight hours with Munger going nonstop the

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“The science is clear,” and other fanatical assertions

Galileo must have already known what was going to happen when, on February 24, 1616, a panel of eleven ‘experts’ commissioned by the Catholic church delivered its final report. The panel had been ordered to assess Galileo’s work– specifically his ‘controversial’ assertion that other planets revolved around the sun– and not around the

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