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Earlier today, Canada’s premier Justin Trudeau made a shocking revelation that he no longer identifies as Prime Minister, and has instead chosen to live his life openly as a James Bond movie villain. After verifying that not a single reporter in attendance was capable of asking a difficult question, Trudeau opened the press
Russia’s invasion of Ukraine “could begin at any time” according to an unnamed intern at the US State Department, who made the announcement via an official TikTok video. The intern stated, “Some guy named Christopher Steele wrote up a dossier saying that Putin would invade Ukraine; he seems credible, so we decided to
Outraged by blatant disinformation about female anatomy contained in Cardi B’s hit song “WAP”, two leading medical organizations recently published an open letter to Spotify calling for the pop star’s removal. The National Association of Gynecologists (NAG) and the Women’s Health Initiative of New England (WHINE) jointly penned the letter and published it
Two days into his courageous, self-imposed quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19, the triple vaccinated Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, vowed to remain in hiding for “as long as it takes” to break Joe Biden’s record. “I know there are legions of angry truckers out there rampaging across our capital city. But right
A few days ago, the White House held its biggest rally to date to celebrate President Biden’s first year in office; the guest list included a Who’s Who of absolutely nobody, with officials estimating attendance in the tens of people. When asked about the rally’s attendance figures, Press Secretary Jen Psaki commented, “We
After a diplomatic talks this week failed to produce an end to tensions between Russia and the United States, Vladimir Putin issued a direct challenge to President Biden to settle the standoff. “If American President wants me withdraw the troops from Ukraine border, he must beat me in bear-riding competition,” said Mr. Putin
